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Groupon: Running was popular in Europe long before it caught on in America, which is why most races are measured in kilometers and why most of the Pilgrims were eaten by bears. Race to the top of the food chain with this Groupon.

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$19 for race registration for one (a $40 value)
$35 for race registration for two (an $80 value)

On Saturday, July 27, the sun is scheduled to set at 8:10 p.m. Twenty minutes after that, the first wave of runners in the Neon Night Run 5k Fresno will dart from the starting line and begin to loop around the grounds of The Big Fresno Fair. Subsequent waves will leave every 15 minutes until 9:15 p.m. Following the race, contestants can shuffle into the party area, where there will be music, beer, and a costume contest for the best 80’s disco outfit.

Groupon: Teenagers idolize pizza due to its portable nature and refusal to stay in a box, man. Eat your way to independence with this Groupon.

$10 for $20 Worth of Pizzeria Cuisine and Drinks

The menu's spicy-wings appetizer ($8.50+) paves the way for a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and canadian bacon ($9.50+), a mexican pizza with sour cream, refried beans, jalapeños, and ground beef ($14.60+), and a jamaican jerk pizza with shrimp and chicken ($14.60+). Beers start at $5.25.

Groupon: Hair never stops growing, like fingernails or a distrust of that shifty-eyed cat in the corner. Cut it off with this Groupon.

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$20 for haircut, shampoo, and style (a $40 value)
$29 for haircut, shampoo, and style with a deep-conditioning treatment (a $65 value)

Groupon: People are attracted to bright smiles, like moths to a flame or mechanical moths to giant electromagnets. Improve your pull with this Groupon.

$39 for a Dental Exam ($303 Value)

A dental exam and digital x-rays assess oral health, and a cleaning leaves teeth plaque-free and sparkling.

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$22 for a RockStar toenail-design treatment (a $45 value)
$17 for a gel manicure (a $35 value)
$39 for a gel manicure and a RockStar toenail-design treatment (an $80 value)

Groupon: Photographs provide the only evidence that the past existed, aside from the outdated swear words used by grandparents, such as “huckster” and “aw, chestnuts.” Make history with this Groupon.

$29 for an Online Photography Class ($97 Value)

Four-week Internet courses commence the first Monday of each month and range from Digital 101 classes to more complex sessions that focus on a single theme such as lighting, editing, and portrait photography. Each course includes videos, handouts, and homework assignments, as well as weekly feedback from instructors. For a complete list of available courses, click here.

Groupon: Being popular at the beach requires having smooth skin, a stylish swimsuit, and the strength to beat up all the lifeguards and save the drowning hunks yourself. Rule the shore with this Groupon.

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$22 for a Brazilian wax (a $45 value)
$12 for a bikini wax (a $25 value)

Groupon: A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch for vengeance with this Groupon.

$16 for a Paintball Package ($32 Value)

All-day field pass
Paintball equipment
All-day CO2 refills
200 paintballs

Maximum Paintball's field—located inside the Fresno Regional Sports Complex—is open on Saturday and Sunday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Groupon: Cupcakes are everything great about full-size cakes but are smaller and come in a free wrapper, which looks like a tiny coffee filter and will make your desk smell like cake for two days. Appreciate the little things with this Groupon.

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$16 for one dozen jumbo cupcakes (a $33 value)
$32 for two dozen jumbo cupcakes (a $66 value)

Customers can choose from over 35 rotating flavors, 10 to 14 of which are available on a daily basis. Flavors available every day include red velvet, strawberry, and pumpkin-apple.

Groupon: Like practicing the piano while leg-pressing another piano, martial arts help develop strength and discipline simultaneously. Bolster body and mind with this Groupon.

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$35 for one month of unlimited krav maga classes ($95 value)
$65 for two months of unlimited krav maga classes ($190 value)

Instructors arm students with self-defense techniques developed for the Israeli Defense Forces, designed for fighting armed opponents of multiple attackers. See the schedule for available class times.

Groupon: The human face can display a formidable array of emotions, including confusion as to the location of Wyoming and relief after finally locating Wyoming. Smooth your facial geography with this Groupon.

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$49 for one hibiscus-flower enzyme peel with eye mask and brow wax (a $115 value)
$139 for three hibiscus-flower enzyme peels with mask and wax (a $345 value)
$59 for one diamond microdermabrasion with peel and firming eye mask (a $135 value)
$159 for three microdermabrasions with peel and firming eye mask (a $405 value)

All options also include a face, neck, and shoulder massage, eye cream, lip balm, hand treatments, and moisturizer.

Groupon: You only get one set of adult teeth, which is why it's so important to keep them in a safe between dental visits. Unlock the secrets of oral health with this Groupon.

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$129 for a one-hour in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment (a $399 value)
$29 for a dental exam, x-rays, and cleaning (a $288 value)

Groupon: Hair grows all over the body, which makes it nearly impossible to painlessly remove band-aids or emerge unscathed from a vat of honey. Remove your coat of hair with this Groupon.

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$7 for an eyebrow wax (a $15 value)
$12 for a bikini wax (a $25 value)
$20 for $40 worth of waxing services for the face or body

Groupon: While it's attractive to have chiseled features, you'll get the opposite result by actually chiseling your features. Resurface your face with this Groupon.

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$99 for three microdermabrasion treatments (a $405 value)
$189 for six microdermabrasion treatments (an $810 value)

Groupon: Inviting somebody to break bread is an act of hospitality, like when a strongman breaks his door in half so you can come inside. Share a meal with this Groupon.

$10 for $20 Worth of American Food

The menu includes breakfast dishes such as ham and cheese omelets ($8.99) and buttermilk pancakes ($7.99); sandwiches such as the prime rib burger ($9.49) and the german sausage sandwich ($8.49); and entrees such as the new york steak ($13.99) and fish and chips ($10.99).

Groupon: Removing excess body hair is crucial preparation for bathing-suit season, when you can only enter the ocean if the dolphins think you're one of their own. Suit up with this Groupon.

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$17 for a bikini waxing (a $35 value)
$10 for underarm waxing (a $20 value)
$20 for $40 worth of waxing services

Waxing services include areas such as the eyebrows ($18), upper lip ($10), and half arms ($35). See the services menu.

Groupon: Like a bad-tempered bouncer or a recently promoted police dog, allergies can make your life miserable. Get help with this Groupon.

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$119 for a respiratory allergy profile (a $239 value)
$139 for a mold allergy profile (a $289 value)
$189 for a perennial allergy profile (a $389 value)

Respiratory allergy tests reveal reactions to common household and environmental substances, such as ragweed, pet dander, dust mites, grasses, and trees. Armed with the knowledge of what triggers their congestion, chest tightness, and wheezing, patients can avoid exposure to potentially harmful materials.

Mold allergy profiles unveil the sources of sneezing and runny noses, revealing the exact strains of offending fungi, including penicillium, mucor, candida, and aspergillus.

Perennial allergy profiles unearth root causes of chronic sneezing, headaches, and fatigue. With a specific diagnosis, patients can eliminate possible sources of their reactions.

Groupon customers also receive a 30% discount on any additional lab tests ordered.

Groupon: Coffee can cure a number of workplace maladies, including the grumpies, the Mondays, and the crippling lack of career goalsies. Perk up with this Groupon.

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$5 for $10 worth of coffee and baked goods
$10 for $20 worth of coffee and baked goods

Baristas invite customers to relax and enjoy a cup of Panama Carmen Estate Reserve coffee ($1.75 for a small), 20-ounce smoothies ($2.25), or moroccan mint green tea ($1 for a small). Customers can also accompany their drinks with baked goods, including cinnamon-crumb, chocolate, and blueberry muffins ($1 each).

Groupon: Creativity can strike at any moment, whether you're near a canvas and brushes or beside a slumbering strongman and many rolls of toilet paper. Learn to recognize opportune moments with this Groupon.

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$39 for a two- or three-hour painting class for two (up to a $90 value)
$99 for a two- or three-hour painting class for six (up to a $270 value)

Instructor Teresa Mathias gives students of all ages and artistic abilities step-by-step instruction in recreating a painting of each class’s subject, which might be a mountain landscape, lighthouse, or peacock feather. Wine-tasting classes follow a similar agenda but allow of-age participants to sip on complementary samples of adult beverages while they paint. All necessary materials are included. View the schedule.

Groupon: In science-fiction movies, bad guys use lasers to burn down national landmarks, whereas good guys use lasers to burn CDs for cool aliens. Get closer encounters with this Groupon.

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$66 for three ML830 laser sessions (a $132 value)
$129 for six ML830 laser sessions (a $264 value)

By reducing inflammation, the FDA-approved ML830 laser can relieve chronic aches and pains stemming from injuries and neurological conditions.