Your carpet is one of the first things people notice when they come into your home and one of the last things they'll try to smuggle out in their pants. Get covetable floor coverings with this Groupon.
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Famous Carpet Cleaning
The Rhyme of the Fallen Olive
An olive fell down to the floor,
Then was crushed, and was seen nevermore.
'Twas juiced by a boot
This midnight-black fruit
And it marred the room's stylish decor.
Cried the home's gentle owner, "Dear me!,
This has heightened my sense of ennui!
When the parlor's a mess,
I can't handle the stress.
If my carpet's besmirched, I must flee."
Oh her children, they wailed and they cried,
As if pleading could help stem the tide.
When their mother took leave,
They refused to just grieve.
There was one thing they still hadn't tried.
They dialed the cleaners at Famous,
and spoke to a fine chap name Amos.
As they detailed their plight
He sensed of their fright,
For the fellow was no ignoramus.
Now Amos, like all on his team,
Could evict hearty stains with some steam.
The rug then was spared
And the family repaired
When the mother learned of her kids' scheme.
Spare a thought for the olive, my friends.
It met the unkindest of ends.
No one cared that it died.
No one grieved. No one cried.
No one realized what it did portend.
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