Groupon: Steak is useful for exercising incisors, muffling trumpets, and reducing swelling from black eyes caused by trying to eat steak with one's eye. Put steak to its prototypical use with this Groupon.
$49 for Brazilian Meal for Two with One Bottle of Wine (Up to $99.89 Value)
Unlimited trips to the salad bar
Unlimited servings of 15 different meat dishes
Unlimited trips to the hot side-dish bar
One bottle of wine
Pile plates high with 16 cuts of meat from servers' well-stocked skewers, including top sirloin, filet mignon, and garlic beef, each dusted with exotic spices before slowly rotating over an open flame. The salad bar is stocked with many cool options, whereas the hot bar features sides such as fried plantains and black beans. This Groupon includes one bottle of wine.